![]() You’d think that after last week, the guy would know enough to put on less flashy underwear. I looked to the ceiling fan, but it was clear.ĭipsy ran all over the house, his chunky derriere wagging in bright orange boxers. Ready to go?”ĭidi took a step toward him and was almost mowed down by a blur shooting up the basement stairs. Todd appeared around the corner of the dining room. The big question was, had Nelson seen him? I’d seen Todd-chasing Melissa around the upstairs hall. “Yeah, but the guy was her math tutor two years ago! They have nothing in common except Chinese food and quadratic equations!” “If you were Didi, would you spend the night listening to Todd put the finishing touches on the lamest lie since ‘Nicotine is not addictive’?” “Have those two been hanging out all this time? That’s, like, six hours!” No sooner were the words out of my mouth than Jake and Didi stepped out of the laundry room, each with an armload of bottles for recycling. “I felt like kissing someone, okay? If I want to do something, I do it. They didn’t bother saying good-bye to each other. Anyway, there didn’t seem to be much to it. ![]() I felt a faint twinge of jealousy, but my Jennifer aspirations had been dead since sophomore year. I caught Jennifer in the kitchen, making out with the starting power forward of the basketball team. I knew perfectly well that on Monday, when Coach Hammer lined them up for calisthenics, they were going to grouse and moan like he was asking them to dig a tunnel to China with a shrimp fork. They were slapping hands, bonking heads, and screaming about their awesome workout. ![]() The football calisthenics squad trooped back in, tracking most of the mud in the yard through the kitchen and living room. Couples who had found their way into secluded areas were reappearing, looking bedraggled and sheepish. There were some huge battles over car keys, to keep them in the hands of people who were fit to drive.
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